( 1 hour ago) · Sep 2,2014 → 47,518 notes


FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

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( 4 hours ago) · Sep 2,2014 → 244,009 notes


i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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( 6 hours ago) · Sep 2,2014 → 4,073 notes
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( 1 day ago) · Sep 1,2014 → 32,735 notes


let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.




no no. no no no no.





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( 1 day ago) · Sep 1,2014 → 12,635 notes
( 1 day ago) · Sep 1,2014 → 41,811 notes
Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
( 1 day ago) · Sep 1,2014 → 1,950 notes
( 1 day ago) · Sep 1,2014 → 188,760 notes
me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
( 1 day ago) · Sep 1,2014 → 4,487 notes